Rannoch Mountaineering Club 

www.climbrannoch.co.uk

The Degeneration Game

…presented by Larry ‘C’ Grayson

“Shut that door”

“Congratulations Big Al on winning this Beinn Dronaig Bothy edition of The Degeneration Game….now, to win our wonderful prize….all you have to do is remember what was on the conveyer belt…..in thirty seconds…starting….NOW!”

...er….a can of Stella

……a fuckin’ long walk-in… “Oh, what a gay day!”…a can of Stella

…a draughty bothy….”Shut that door!”

….eh…a bottle of Ardbeg malt whisky

…um…a can of Stella

…oh…Lurg Mhor and Cheesecake ..”Oh, I’ve come over all limp!”

…eh….a can of Stella

….hmm….a bottle of Sloe Gin

…um….a can of Stella

…er…Beef Madarse Curry….

…em…a can of Stella

…er…em…Beinn Dronaig…”Look at the muck on here!”

…um…a can of Stella

…eh…a can of Smirnoff Ice

“Shut that door!....Come on now Big Al, I’ll have to hurry you……”

…er…oh aye….a can of Stella

…em…Courgette Veggie pasta

…er…a can of Stella

…er…a bottle of Gluwein

…eh…a can of Stella

…two FEBS…a Drip and a Tube…”Seems like a nice boy”

….em….eh….a can of Stella

…er…em….a bottle of red wine

….hmm…a can of Stella

“Shut that door!....Time’s running out Big Al….JD could have done this in half the time!”

em…a winebox of claret

er…em…a can of Stella

hmmm…a bottle of Black Bottle Blend

…um….ah…..a can of Stella

…er…a can of Oranjeboom

er…a can of Stella

…er…um….a couple of Kylie Hillbillies with a banjorock music machine

….eh….a can of Stella

…er….a can of Bitter

“Shut that door!....have to rush you Big Al….time’s running out!.....”

…er…a can of Stella

…er…I think I’ve got some I’ve got some Chilli Nuts…

“Oooh er missus…Slack Alice!…sorry to hear that Big Al…would you like to sit closer to the fire?”

…er…a can of Stella

…eh…Gin & Slimline Tonic

…um….a can of Stella

…hmm…four cuddly wimmin…”She’s as common as muck!”

…eh…a can of Stella

…oh…a bag of coal

…hmm…a can of Stella

DING!....”What’s the-scores-on-the-doors?”

“Wonderful stuff Big Al….Congratulations! You have won out fantastic star prize….

…a case of Stella!”

“Oh ya fuckin’ beauty!”

Big Al, 14^th November 2004 

(Bothy image courtesy of JD)