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Night on a
bare mountain - the unabridged version
Rhona J
McInnes March 27th 2004
With predictions of great weather, S & R
took to the road once again. The two munros in our sights were out of sight as
we parked up the C Pussycat. Mist swirled around us, rain spattered on the
windscreen, wind buffeted the car. Warnings of poor weather were every where.
Undeterred we set forth. Brand new map so felt in control. Set off for the
approach to first munro (Sgiath Chuill), aiming to cross burn at old farm by the
well marked bridge. Never trust those maps, there was no bridge, spent
considerable time looking for bridge, taking bearings, retracing steps,
re-orientating map, fighting bales of wire and falling in bogs before opted for
the boots off and wade approach. River icy. The team went for variable options:
R: wide and shallow and S: narrow and deep (maybe reflects our perspectives on
life?). Found road which heads up to bealach between the two munros; seemed much
longer than anticipated on the map and before we knew it we were on the approach
ridge to munro 2 (Meall Ghlas).

Rather than retrace our steps we quickly
aborted Plan 1 and swung Plan 2 into action (essential to be flexible in your
approach to the Scottish hills). Now that we were much further through our day
than anticipated lunch became mandatory - S displayed the many advantages of
Emmental cheese slice sandwiches: the super lightweight hill option where the
holes outnumber the cheese. A quick sprint brought us to the Trig point - and
the first photo shoot of the day (see gallery TO
FOLLOW, ED). It took quite a while to deflate ITP and return it to the stuff sack but succeeded just before a crowd of
ramblers arrived. A short conversation ensued whereupon we concluded that
either they or we were on the wrong hill, whatever, they had a serious sense of
humour bypass so we passed by.
According to the map the summit was not far,
so after wading up and down melting snow runnels, leaping across semi-frozen
lochans peering through the mist at ever rising slopes we were relieved to get
there ('crisp packet phenomenon' out in force). Now for M-point 2 (originally
M-point 1). Had to retrace our steps but by then the mist had cleared so it was
all very confusing, not to be outwitted we made it to the coll below the trig
point and prepared for the step descent down 300m. Made the logical decision of
rather than climbing up to trig and then back down we would traverse in from
coll - bad choice!. Strolled gracefully down over smooth grass & heather, round
a corner to be confronted by hanging valleys, glacial meltwater, erosions,
striae, bergshunds and terminal moraines. A quick glacial geology lecture
courtesy of Son of S (in absentia), couldn't help.
Nothing for it but to climb back up in an
attempt to negotiate a downward passage while avoiding cliffs, steep wet grass
and runnels of slushy snow. Finally confronted the only option of somehow
picking our way down the slushy snow. Picked a patch that did not end in a
precipice and went for it, all was well till S decided to bum slide but without
an axe. I watched in sheer jealousy as she hurtled down the hillside at speed
putting less & less distance between her & M-point 2. Luckily a quick thinking
fellow mountain dude stepped in and saved her before she reached the valley
bottom, thus ensuring she actually had to walk the rest of the way down. She
seemed a bit shaken by this and required much empathy and encouragement to make
it off the hill.
Was surprised when she enthusiastically
embraced the idea of going up M2 - just shows what the power of peer pressure
and competitiveness can do for your sanity. An excess of conversation,
conviviality and socialising delayed arrival at the summit ridge of M2. On
ridge we turned south to tick outrigger before turning north to arrive at
M-point 2 in a beautiful clear evening, with freshening winds and the promise of
night fall not very far way.
The descent which should have been quick
(but had left snowboards in the car) was complicated by awkward terrain, poor
visibility and S taking convoluted diversions to avoid even one snow flake.
Aimed for pipe line as good indicator of direction, diverted to a forest as
potential indicator of direction and headed for break as optional route off
hill. House lights were in sight, the river and road were visible in the
gloaming, nothing could stop us, we were home and dry. Jogging down the hillside
in the dark, fantasising about beer and log fires we came to an abrupt halt as a
12 foot deer fence loomed out of the dark, oh no and this time Shaz was
with me. She climbed it with her rucksack on!
Next we forded a ravine. Now just clear
hillside between us and the road. Wrong again. Cleared hillside more like. The
chain saws had been out and the hill was a sea of brashings, truncated tree
trunks and holes. Bad news in the daylight, worse in the dark. The beer fantasy
was dwindling to be replaced by a night on a bare mountain actuality. Not to be
defeated the A-team hacked their way through till the pipe-line offered real
hope, this lead to the road and an easy stroll to the car. Not the last off the
hill either -that honour was left to two young dudes in a BMW roadster.
Today's learning experiences
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Always carry a penknife or hatchet - you
never know when you could end up tangled in the undergrowth
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Always carry an ice axe - snow has a
magnetic attraction and even if the entire hill is bare and it is mid June,
you will end up on the only patch of slushy melting, sliding snow.
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Better to carry proper cheese as more
energy value and can run up hills faster, even better if someone else
carries it for you.
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Don't speak to ramblers - it just gets
confusing.
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Hill teams should set off at half-hour
intervals to avoid socialising and chat which inevitably prolong the day.
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Forget ITPs and go for the inflatable
stile - much more practical (12 foot options also available)
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